That’s a nasty way to die

A “through the bible devotion” from 2 Chronicles 21.

All of a sudden, as I’m reading through Chronicles thinking, “I’ve heard all this before,” this leaps out at me:

After all this the Lord struck [Jehoram] in his bowels with an incurable disease. In the course of time, at the end of two years, his bowels came out because of the disease, and he died in great agony (2 Chronicles 21:19).

Yuk. That wasn’t in Kings. Come to think of it, neither was Asa’s terminal illness:

In the thirty-ninth year of his reign Asa was diseased in his feet, and his disease became severe. Yet even in his disease he did not seek the Lord, but sought help from physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, dying in the forty-first year of his reign (2 Chronicles 16:12,13).

So of course I wonder, “Who else died a gruesome death?”

• Jezebel got thrown out a window (2 Kings 9:33).

• Sheba had his head cut off and thrown over a city wall (2 Samuel 20:22).

• When King Herod got a little too full of himself, God struck him down and “he was eaten by worms and breathed his last” (Acts 12:23).

• Jael drove a tent peg through Sisera’s head (Judges 4:21).

And of course, crucifixion is a horrible way to die.

I love to ask middle-school students, “What would be the worst way to die?” They answer everything from getting eaten by a shark to being seal in an oil drum to sitting naked on a fire ant pile. They like to hear vivid biblical descriptions like those above.

I guess that’s one way to get them into God’s Word!