
So I’m just walking down the street with the big dog, as I so often do, and spy a green kettlebell sitting in someone’s driveway.
Okay, someone is clearly in the middle of a MetCon (metabolic conditioning) workout where someone repeatedly runs and does kettlebell swings and other exercises for time.
The strange thing is, there’s no “someone” around. The garage door is closed. I don’t see anyone running. The twenty-pound kettlebell is just parked there in front of the street.
If you’ve ever read my stuff, you know I like to speculate about things like this.
Maybe it rolled out of a delivery truck. The driver pulled out too quickly and the box broke apart when it hit the street, stranding the green kettlebell.
Perhaps it escaped the garage gym. We’ve got a collection of dumbbells and kettlebells in our garage. This one could have tumbled past the cars and almost to the street.
Someone may have thrown the kettlebell out of the garage in anger or frustration. Some workouts can be infuriating. Why not take it out on your equipment?
Someone was cleaning house. Garages get cluttered with equipment no one uses. Enough is enough, and some of it goes to the curb.
Could it be a signal?
- Leave the package in the driveway with green kettlebell. Or else.
- Where’s the meeting? Look for the green kettlebell.
- Meet me by the green kettlebell.
- If the kettlebell’s out, don’t come knocking.
“Let’s paint the garage!” And now the green kettlebell clashes with the new purple walls. “It’s gotta go.”
“It didn’t look like this in the picture.” Few things do. Whoever ordered it expected a different color. Ship it back? Too heavy. Just leave it on the curb. Someone will take it.
“You spilled green paint all over my kettlebell?” I’m going to kill you!
I have never, ever seen a kettlebell in a driveway. Only in a gym or in my garage.





