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The real never-ending story: home upkeep

We recently stayed in an Airbnb condo just outside of Dallas, Texas. It weighed in at just under one thousand square feet, with two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a well-equipped kitchen, and a really comfortable living room. It was part of a four-plex that this owner had remodeled with nice wood-inspired flooring, new appliances, and a nice deck out back.

As one who does a lot of my own home upkeep, I immediately noticed that all the rocker-style light switches worked, but were incorrectly installed. Some pushed in too far. A few were upside down. Others were crooked. A couple were beginning to crack.

On top of that, a number of the wall outlets were upside down, too. This is easy to spot because the ground is at the top rather than the bottom of each plug outlet. Not a big deal until we moved a nightlight/scented wax plug-in. Upside down, it left a little puddle of wax. Not cool.

Every time I walked in and switched on a light, I thought, “If I had my tools, I could fix this.” I would never start working on someone’s house unless I had broken something. But it would be tempting.

In the master bedroom, the ceiling fan was blowing upwards rather than down. This is great in the winter when you want to circulate hot air down in the room. But not so much once the weather turns warm and you want to feel some breeze. No problem. I stood up on the bed and searched around for the switch that changes the fan direction. No switch.

I saw the remote control on the wall and thought, “Oh, there must be a way to change the direction with that.” I jumped down and fiddled with that for a while. No luck. I looked up the remote online. There was supposed to be a little button on the back to change the fan direction. Nope. Maybe it’s under this little sticker. Nice try. But no button. I gave up on that project.

I always notice these little things. I figure, if you’re going to spend the time and money to remodel a place, you might as well do it or get it done right. The new floors and baseboards were all nicely replaced. The walls were professionally textured and painted. The appliances, fixtures, furniture, and decor was all nicely put together. Why not finish the job?

I’m going to quit now because there is always something in my own home that needs to be cleaned, touched up, straightened, or replaced. Home upkeep is the real never ending story.

Posted in Home improvement

This dishwasher has a mind of its own

Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Dee-do-do-deedle-dee.

What was that? Is that the dishwasher? That’s the dishwasher start up tune. I didn’t start the dishwasher. In fact, it’s empty right now. It’s starting up all on it’s own?

I checked the display, and it was ready to go, but only a rinse cycle. Strange. Just one of those things, I guess. I hit the power button. Do-dee-do-dee-do-do. If you have a Samsung appliance, you’ll recognize the tune.

But it wasn’t just one of those things. I heard the music about once a day. Sometimes in the morning. Or the afternoon. Even after I went to sleep at night.

Oh, boy. I know what that means. I’ll bet I need to replace the control board in the door. Aw, man. I did that about two years ago. But it was under warranty. Now it’s not.

I can do it. I watched the guy. It took him about five minutes to take out the screws, plug in a new board, and put it all back together. I can do that.

But it doesn’t malfunction all the time. Only once in a while. It never starts on it own. But it thinks about it. Sometimes auto-cycle. Other times, “normal.” Sometimes a 15 minute rinse.

One of these days, our appliances will be sentient. They will think on their own and start up independently. Other than producing dirty dishes, we (humans) will be unnecessary.

I know, scary. But I think this all started when I began using a one-, two-, or three-hour start up delay. Why not let the dishwasher do his/her thing while you’re sleeping? Lol, because they don’t want to up at night either. And they let you know.

I cleaned out some filters and turned the power on and off, and everything seems to work just fine. For now.

We picked the suite of appliances for our remodeled kitchen because we liked the look. Next time around, we may look to those manufacturers who mainly make kitchen applicances rather than TVs.