…someone lost a bet and had to put the fuzzy flamingoes in their front yard this year.
…someone cleaned out their attic and found some long lost yard decorations. “Hey, remember these? Everyone said we had the best yard in the neighborhood!”
…the HOA went belly-up so anything goes.
…someone up the street died. Whoever cleaned out her house left stuff like this out on the curb. One person’s trash…
…my neighbor put out the first decorations on our block. While some are still trying to coax a few more days from Halloween pumpkins, many have started their Christmas festivities. Less than 25 yards from my house, I have the pleasure of seeing these fuzzy flamingoes every day. This is their first year along this neighbor’s driveway. They are an omen of what’s to come. Soon this neighbor will fill his yard with a hideous hodgepodge of lights, trees, ornaments, snowmen, and other Christmas characters.
Waite for it... 