One for the road
“I swear, that is the last time I’m letting you go in the store. I mean, how hard is it to pick up a half-gallon of skim milk?”
Neither one spoke a word till they were almost home. But she just couldn’t do it. Even though it was under her breath, she just had to say it, “You are so stupid.”
Reaching into the back seat, he grabbed the plastic shopping bag with the milk and rolled down his window.
“Now what are you doing?”
Without a word, he simply flung the jug out the window onto the street.
Why else would a jug of milk be lying on the side of a busy street?