Brown dog security company

The two brown dogs guarding our home raise the alert status to Defcon 5 about every fifteen minutes or so. Growls, woofs and urgent barks echo through the house for any of the following reasons.

• The mailman is delivering the mail.
• The garbage man has arrived.
• The UPS man has arrived.
• The Fedex guy has arrived.
• The neighbor across the street has opened his garage door.
• The neighbor has closed his garage door.
• Our garage door has opened.
• The neighbor from down the street is walking by.
• The neighbor from down the street is walking by with a dog.
• The neighbor from down the street is riding by on a bicycle.
• A car door opens.
• A car door shuts.
• A squirrel runs across the fence.
• Something sounds like a knock at the door.

This is the short list. I am sure there are many more in the Florida Brown Dog home security manual.