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The wrong color

A watermelon that has a red rind, green inside with white seeds to spit out.

A white Oreo cookie with dark chocolate cream filling.

Coffee that is light, and the half-and-half is a deep ebony hue.

White chocolate ice cream with dark vanilla sauce drizzled on top.

Black popcorn.

A green hotdog.

A light hamburger with a very dark bun.

Dark brown whipped cream.

Blue gold.

A stoplight where green means stop, red means go.

A black sun.

A green carrot.

Black instead of the “whites of your eyes.”

Recipes that call for egg blacks.

A blue tomato.

Orange lettuce.

A white clerical shirt with a black insert.

Yellow blueberries.

A whole mouth of black teeth.

A green orange.

One thought on “The wrong color

  1. Remember when Heinz tried Green ketchup??

    On Sat, Jul 24, 2021 at 4:51 PM Stirred, not shaken wrote:

    > William Douthwaite posted: ” A watermelon that has a red rind, green > inside with white seeds to spit out. A white Oreo cookie with dark > chocolate cream filling. Coffee that is light, and the half-and-half is a > deep ebony hue. White chocolate ice cream with dark vanilla sau” >

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