I’ve had the same lawn service for over ten years. They spray stuff on my yard once a month to keep it green and free of bugs and weeds. For the most part they do a pretty good job. The lawn guy always leaves me an amusing report about his visit. Here are a few of their comments:
“I noticed some broadleaf weeds in your yard today.” Good. That’s what I pay you guys for.
“Don’t overwater your lawn.” Dude, we just had a hurricane blow through and dump twenty inches of rain. You’re talking to the wrong guy.
“I noticed your lawn needs water.” Trust me, I know. It hasn’t rained for about six weeks. And I am not about to pay the city for the amount of water it would take to keep the lawn green.
“I knocked on your door today.” Yeah, thanks. You woke up Cujo (our brown dog) who woke up our sleeping grandchild and wanted to break through the window and have you for lunch and dinner.
“I moved the toys off the lawn before treating.” How nice! I appreciate that!
“I made sure to close the gate.” You rock!
Seriously, they do a pretty good job. I am rarely home when they come. For the most part my lawn is green and weed free. Thanks!