Rant

Eight ways to get me to unfollow you.

Post something from a website with an expletive that shows up on my feed, including “wtf”. <Unfollow>
Use an expletive in a comment that shows up on my feed, even if it has lots of ********’s. <Unfollow>
Post so often that you dominate my FB feed. <Unfollow>
Write long, long, oh so long posts ranting about things no one really cares about. <Unfollow>
Post way too many selfies of yourself with duck lips or big hips. <Unfollow>
Post generic “Happy Birthday” to no one in particular. <Unfollow>
Post comments that pointedly insult members of my family. <Unfollow>
Annoy me. <Unfollow>